Amrit's 25 Random Things
- Amrit Hassaram
- Jul 14
- 3 min read

(Answered chronologically)
I have lived in 8 countries for more than 6 months consecutively, spanning four continents - You could say I have been “geographically confused” my whole life, but now I have found my home in India.
Ran a business with a 1600% profit - I would bring noodles, which I had bought for 6 pence, from Nigeria to boarding school and sell them for 1 pound after 9 pm when we could not leave the boarding house to get food.
Played an old English sport called Eton-Fives (invented in 1877) and reached the semi-finals for the under-18 national championships
Was made fun of in school by being called Has-a-sheep instead of Hass-a-ram. Have finally recovered from the trauma :)
Got an unconditional offer to go to Oxford University but was not allowed to go because of National Service requirements for Singapore (even after writing letters to several Government officials).
I chose Cornell University over Columbia and UPenn without visiting the campus - I knew I was going to be a city boy for the rest of my life, so I wanted to experience campus life - and boy, I did when a deer ran through our classroom.
Once, I went with friends to an intersection in Malaysia with four highways, spun a bottle, and decided to drive in the direction it pointed until we found something interesting — that was a long ride.
I faked my way through singing the Singapore (where I had not lived for 17 years) National Anthem (in Malay) during my first day of National service by bellowing the names of MRT (subway) stations, which had Malay-sounding names.
I started a company during my national service in Singapore, and the office we rented had a mattress in it so I could take a break from coding to get sleep before heading back to my camp.
Spent the majority of Mondays for seven years feeding the homeless in Red Lion Square, a small park in London, as a dedication to my parents, who helped many people. It put a smile on my face to spend a few hours every Monday remembering them.
Performed stand-up comedy in 4 countries in comedy clubs, weddings, and at a Follies performance (variety show) at business school. You could say my characters were severely misunderstood :(
My last words to my father were “Don't worry Pops, I got the contract (for a job) and I can look after you and Mom.”, he died that night, knowing his wife would be looked after.
Set up a charity and threw 5 “Charity Karaoke” fundraisers and raised $50K to rebuild schools in Galle, Sri Lanka, after the 2004 tsunami.
I spent a week doing a ‘stage’ at Gordon Ramsay’s The Savoy in London because I was trying to find a new career direction.
I had massive anxiety over money for 15 years, which I have mostly overcome through a combination of support from family and friends, therapy, and not giving up whenever I had a setback.
I struggled for two years to write my MBA applications because I was unsure what the school wanted to hear. When i was struggling, my sister told me to “write from the heart”, which prompted me to write a 12-page autobiography and then turning into essays.
Take pride in the fact that practically everyone I know knows practically everyone I know.
Took a 7 week solo backpacking trip around S America to prove to myself I could travel alone
Drove a pickup truck for 5000km around Malaysia for 8 months trying to buy iron ore from Mom and Pop Mining operation
I had to go to jail to visit a Billionaire and present a three-year business plan to secure $1.2M in funding during Ramadan to pay bonuses to factory workers; union members were waiting there, ready to strike if that didn't happen.
Gave an extremely embarrassing interview on TV about a sports brand I was running - most of my family play that clip to brighten themselves up when they have had a bad day
Moved to India after falling in love with Mumbai during a career break without being sure of what I was going to do. I took on some MBA admissions consulting to cover expenses, which eventually turned into my business.
I have helped over 400 people determine their next step in terms of career and education, and I plan to continue doing so for the remainder of my life.
Helped raise $2000+ for migrant workers in India during COVID by offering discounted career sessions and donating the proceeds to food banks.
I’ve lost a lot of close friends over the years and always saw myself as the victim, but I’ve come to realize that most people don’t hurt others on purpose; they’re just reacting to their unresolved baggage.